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Stories?

Posted by TheThing Jul. 18, 2007 @ 10:57 PM EDT

EDIT: I figure I'll add this up here. I'm not taking more requests. I'm a little behind, with 2 requests sitting around, while I finish 2 up. I'll take this down when I finish 3 of the 4 requests

Does anyone want me to make them a story? Give me a situation, and I'll write a story (in 3rd or 1st person). I'll try to make it as close to something that would happen in real life, although the situation you give me dictates how well I'll be able to keep it close to real life.

EDIT: EDIT: Here's a better story. Ignore the length, it's a good story.

Also, You have to say if you want it to be:

1. A real-life situation, or something that is commonly shown on NG

2. In 1st or 3rd person

3. NSFW or "clean"(but no straight porn stories [fucking douche wanted one, so I now have to add that])

4. under 6,000 characters, or 6-36,000 characters (1 PM = ~ 6,000 characters)

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Jul. 18, 2007 | 11:14 PM Daimonas says:

heres 1

your girlfreind is your best friends sister and he dosent know

Aug. 6, 2007 | 4:39 PM xXsharkxsayxhelloXx says:

Alright, sounds cool.

Here is a situation:

In the 3rd person, stoner dude named Brian tries to make a microwave burrito while slightly loopy on the herb. If somehow NSFW can make it in there, put it in there if you please. It doesn't have to be long, but at least something long enough worth reading.

Thanks! :)

Aug. 9, 2007 | 11:04 PM Zen-Trai says:

1st person about me and have it about me going to school but on the way I find a sword that's really powerful and go from there, oh and add some NSFW stuff into there just to make it more interesting. I don't care how long it takes you to write it just as long as you do it. Will you just pm me the story when you finish or what?

Aug. 27, 2007 | 10:51 PM greensucksbluerules says:

1st person and NSFW.

Basically, I don't get invited to this huge party and I decide to kill the 18 (14 boys and 4 girls) people going to it.

And no survivors if you know what I mean...

Sep. 3, 2007 | 2:42 AM TheThing responds:

That's cool. Your #3; I've gone to other sites to look for requests, and they have given them to me.

Sounds cool. And to make this look neater, I put the next comment this one.

--"Oh and have me wear a balaclava (and only my eyes are showing)"--

Sep. 7, 2007 | 4:59 PM SallyZattepodz says:

I want a story about John Adams and why the Alien and Sedition Acts were justifiable.
2-3 pgs double spaced
Actually no, too late, nvm.

Ooh! I want a story...about a pony...that's piiiink...with a white tail. Would it still be real-life-esque if the pony could fly?

Sep. 8, 2007 | 4:39 PM TheThing responds:

Fuck that.

I don't write girly stuff.

Plus, I'm a little backed up, so I'm not taking any more submissions until I'm done with at least 2 of the 3 requests

Sep. 10, 2007 | 8:25 PM Andrea364 says:

Hey, TheThing, I'm here from OfficeMax. I just wanted to say hi. I'm testing out the internet connection on thse laptops down here. They're pretty fast considering hir size. I'm probably going to buy one. The internt settings are terrible though, because I had to manually get here.

I'll see if I can get o the EGB forums because I can't anwer m PM's.

Sep. 12, 2007 | 5:10 PM TheThing responds:

Do you work there? Or are you just stealing their internet and laptop batteries?

Sep. 12, 2007 | 11:32 PM Andrea364 says:

I wasn't stealing! I was merely testing....

Sep. 13, 2007 | 4:41 PM TheThing responds:

Sure you were.

Sep. 17, 2007 | 5:37 PM greensucksbluerules says:

What are the other stories you're working on anyways?

Sep. 19, 2007 | 4:03 PM TheThing responds:

Well, Zen-Trai PMed me for a sequel to his story, and Andrea364 has one, but I'm debating on whether I can continue it (it's just that I'm not big on what she wanted from me, so I'm not sure if I can actually write it).

I'll be finishing up Zen-Trai's by the end of the month (hopefully sooner) and by then I'll know if I can write Andrea364's story.

Sorry about the wait. I'm working as fast as I can.

Sep. 21, 2007 | 6:55 PM somebody11223344 says:

please...Just one more request for me?

Sep. 22, 2007 | 6:37 PM TheThing responds:

You can, just know that you might not get it for a while.

Sep. 24, 2007 | 9:33 PM SallyZattepodz says:

Hold on...I suck...because I only have one comment...on a site...about flash movies.
Ya um well guess what. I have leik 500 million+ friends on myspace. So i have more friends who live in the computer than you do. So thar.
-.-
xD

Sep. 25, 2007 | 4:14 PM TheThing responds:

First off, I doubt all of them are your friends, even like my e-friends are.

Second, myspace is for sluts and people who think their cool.

Third, if you do have 500 million friends, you're going to get raped more than me because I put my town on a "site about flash movies"

Sep. 26, 2007 | 6:42 PM Liteice says:

keep an open mind and NSFW.

This teen<any age over 15 is ok> who is a gamer who looks goods but is a total loser gets lightning powers and attacks the city for revenge.but the next day out of nowhere some guy with ice and fire powers starts to kill all of the teens family and destroy the city.and he askd the teen to join him.what will the teen do!lol

ok is that alriget>

Sep. 27, 2007 | 4:03 AM TheThing responds:

Sure. I'm a little backed up, so don't expect it anytime soon. It has potential, which is why I'm going to work out all the kinks.

Sep. 29, 2007 | 10:21 PM greensucksbluerules says:

Whoops, minor edit.

It's 15 boys and 3 girls.

I was inspired by this news post incase you were wondering:

http://xxsharkxsayxhelloxx.newgrounds .com/news/post/20521

Sep. 30, 2007 | 10:23 PM TheThing responds:

It's cool. It's not like it's a major plot twist, or (not to sound mean) like I'm working on the story right now.

Oct. 15, 2007 | 6:25 PM greensucksbluerules says:

I've started writing my own version of the story, so when you get to it, just keep the concept and the amount party goers the same. Other than that, feel free to change the amount of survivors and my attire.

Also, who was the guy that wanted a straight porn story?

Oct. 17, 2007 | 6:30 PM TheThing responds:

That's cool. Once I finish Andrea's story (if I ever have time to), I'll get on your's. If you finish your draft, could you make a news post out of it, so I can see what you were thinking about?

And him.... he was just some asshole who said "I want a super NSFW story with me as the star", or something close to that. I would have been fine even with a "I want an NSFW story about the production of a porn movie, and in first person".

If you get down to it, he really only did 2 of the 3 required questions.